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So, I'm reading the Let's Play for KOTOR 2, because I'm a dweeb, and I see that one of the author's never-fail tactics is running the hell away, because the enemy AI sucks so bad that they'll just stand there while you can heal, cast Force powers, etc.
And it reminded me of this one time that I tried that while fighting Kreia in the Trayus Core, because I was almost out of Force Points, so I start running around behind pillars and away from Drain Life/Force Storm/Drain Force.
So, I run until I've got half my FP back and she's not beating the crap out of me, and I run back to fight her and she's gone.
She's gone.
Completely and absolutely vanished.
Nowhere to be found.
"WTF," I said, and reloaded the game.
It never happened again.
Yeah.
Weird.
And it reminded me of this one time that I tried that while fighting Kreia in the Trayus Core, because I was almost out of Force Points, so I start running around behind pillars and away from Drain Life/Force Storm/Drain Force.
So, I run until I've got half my FP back and she's not beating the crap out of me, and I run back to fight her and she's gone.
She's gone.
Completely and absolutely vanished.
Nowhere to be found.
"WTF," I said, and reloaded the game.
It never happened again.
Yeah.
Weird.
Jenny made her mind up at seventy-five...etc.
Ignore the title of this entry. It's just a song I was listening to. "Saga of Jenny." Get it on iTunes.
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So it ends.
I've done it. KOTOR II is complete. I've defeated Darth LaTraya Boniqua, been saved by the Ebon "Stephen Hawking" Hawk, sat through all ten minutes of John Williams' one-hit wonder, and generally finished the best game ever, all without messing up my weird Jedi Exile braidy-dreadlocks hairdo.
It's done.
DONEDONEDONEDONE!!
I'd just like to thank the Academy (on Dantooine), Stasis Field, Force Storm, Life Support Packs, and Kreia, who, despite being really obnoxious and turning out to be even more nihilistic than Nihilus himself, basically saved my life.
And to my deviantART journals, for being there when I needed to bitch about how hard my
GOD. DAMN. IT.
So. I'm playing KOTOR II for the first time in a LONG TIME.
I've basically ravaged the Enclave Sublevel on Dantooine. There are no more laigreks. Evar. Which is awesome, because they are gross, and every time I had to "brb" for like a second I was afraid of giant centipede cockroaches pillaging my dinner. I've also gotten the Disciple. Which is awesome, because he is basically the hottest thing in the Star Wars Expanded Universe since Canderous Ordo. I say that in all seriousness.
Anyway, I'm on GameBanshee, trying to break in to this apparently awesome storage room, and it says "oh gee! Why don't you overload this handy little computer ter
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